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All 21 John Patrick Jordan Movies (in Order)
Welcome to our roundup of the best movies featuring John Patrick Jordan. In this article, we dive into a world of captivating films where Jordan’s performances take center stage. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to his work, prepare to be entertained as we explore his exceptional body of work. Get ready for an unforgettable cinematic journey with John Patrick Jordan.
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1. One of Them (2003)
One of Them, also known as Marquez Academy: One of Them, is a spine-chilling 2003 horror film with a runtime of 1 hour and 33 minutes. The movie follows a group of teenagers who find themselves in a terrifying supernatural situation after surviving a horrific car accident caused by a swarm of insects. The group wakes up in the infirmary of Marquez Academy - a school specifically designed for troubled youths like themselves.
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2. Dr. Moreau’s House of Pain (2004)
In the chilling world of horror, Dr. Moreau’s House of Pain unleashes a nightmarish tale of genetic experimentation gone wild.
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3. The Wailer (2006)
The Wailer” (2006) is a chilling horror film that follows six students as they embark on a trip to Mexico. However, their journey takes an unexpected turn when they are stranded in a small town with a dark past. The group finds refuge in a secluded cabin, but soon discovers that their stay is far from ordinary. A mysterious, haunting weeping sound pervades the cabin, and the fear of unimaginable horrors lurking outside leaves them trapped.
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4. Evil Bong (2006)
Evil Bong” is a thrilling comedy-horror film released in 2006. The story revolves around a group of friends who stumble upon a mysterious bong, not realizing that it is possessed by a terrifying demon until they start smoking it. As the friends begin to see their wildest imaginations come to life, they can’t help but wonder if everything they’re experiencing is real or just the product of their overactive minds.
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5. American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love” brings the original slapstick humor back to the big screen. Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three unsuspecting virgins stumble upon a hidden Bible in East Great Falls High School library. As they navigate their way through high school and their quest for romantic experiences, this movie continues the tradition of irreverent humor and heartfelt moments.
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6. Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)
Evil Bong 2: King Bong” is a zany, stoner-filled adventure that follows the misadventures of three friends who fall victim to the sinister powers of their demonic bong, Ebee. After experiencing severe side effects, the trio, along with their straight-laced friend Allistair and Rabbit, the delivery guy, decide to embark on a journey to the South American jungle in search of a cure for their ailments.
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7. Pimpin’ Pee Wee (2009)
Pimpin’ Pee Wee” (2009) is a hilarious comedy film that follows the adventures of three college boys during their summer holiday. As they look for some excitement, they stumble upon the idea of starting a successful whorehouse. Directed by the talented Brian Trenchard-Smith, the movie offers a mix of outrageous humor and unforgettable characters, making it a must-watch for lovers of comedy and unexpected drama.
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8. Beach Bar: The Movie (2011)
Mark had everything - wealth, friends, and fame. Now he finds himself dealing with an obstinate sister, a vengeful gangster, and the disheartening sale of his beloved local beach bar. The eclectic beach characters, fueled by their passion for saving the venue, join Mark on a wild ride to preserve not only their favorite haunt but also his career and family.
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9. Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong (2011)
Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong is a quirky and outrageous sci-fi comedy film released in 2011. This third installment in the Evil Bong series finds our stoner heroes facing a new enemy: an evil alien bong with a thirst for world domination. The bong crashes on Earth, and our lovable heroes are sucked into its otherworldly portal. Here, they are held captive by alluring but sinister alien creatures.
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10. Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong (2013)
In “Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong, ” the macabre comedy-horror film from Full Moon Features, the infamous sweet-toothed killer known as the Gingerdead Man seeks his ultimate revenge against Sarah Leigh, who has turned his life into a perpetual gingerbread nightmare. With no other option than to confront her antagonist, Sarah forms an unlikely alliance with Larnell, a man plagued by misfortune and possessed by a cursed, talking bong named Eebee.
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11. La Migra (2015)
La Migra” brings a riveting tale of love, danger, and the complexities of life on the border. Set in a small town where two childhood crushes, one a Border Patrol agent, the other a gang member, find themselves on opposite sides of the law.
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12. Killjoy’s Psycho Circus (2016)
Killjoy’s Psycho Circus, also known as the fifth part of the popular psychotronic film series, is a thrilling mix of comedy, fantasy, and horror that brings the demon of vengeance, Killjoy, to Earth. Along with his gruesome crew Freakshow, Punchy, and the seductive and psychotic Batty Boop, Killjoy is free to terrorize mortals in new, excruciating ways.
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13. Evil Bong: High 5 (2016)
Evil Bong: High 5, ” the latest installment in the Evil Bong series, unveils EeBee’s return as a potent and cunning adversary. In this madcap, high-octane adventure, our stoned protagonists find themselves trapped in the Bong World and ensnared in EeBee’s machinations for world domination.
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14. Dog Eat Dog (2016)
Dog Eat Dog” is an intense Action, Crime, and Thriller film released in 2016. Directed by Paul Schrader and starring Nicolas Cage, Willem Dafoe, and Christopher Matthew Cook, the movie garnered a modest box office of $184,404.
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15. Fearless (2016)
Fearless” is a vibrant and joyous teenage beach musical-comedy, serving as an exhilarating sequel to “Music High”. Set against the backdrop of stunning tropical locations, this fantastical beach party is a delightful reimagining of past classics “Beach Party” (1963), “Bikini Beach” (1964) and “Blue Crush” (2002). With an engaging blend of drama, comedy and music that perfectly captures the youthful spirit, it boasts a star-studded ensemble including Michael Copon, John Patrick Jordan, and Nikki SooHoo.
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16. A Christmas Switch (2018)
A Christmas Switch, released in 2018, is a heartwarming holiday film that combines comedy and drama to deliver a delightful family-oriented experience. Directed by Brian Herzlinger and written by Paula Rahn, this uplifting movie follows two women who magically swap bodies during the festive season. As they navigate their new lives, they learn the true meaning of family, love, and Christmas cheer.
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17. Eruption: LA (2018)
Eruption: LA” is a thrilling 2018 action-adventure disaster film that takes place in the heart of Los Angeles, California. Directed by Sean Cain, the movie’s plot revolves around a geology geek and a talented young disaster-movie diva who find themselves in the midst of an impending volcanic eruption. As the city faces destruction and a sea of hot lava threatens to boil over, they must band together to prevent a catastrophic disaster.
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18. Flashout (2019)
Flashout” takes you on a thrilling journey in a world beyond our own, where a space habitat plays host to the innovative dating game, InterMate. Three young women embark on this reality game, seeking the elusive FLASHOUT - the euphoria one experiences when matching with their perfect blind date. Directed by Richard Lerner, the film is brought to life with a captivating narrative that delves into the human quest for connection and the unexpected consequences it brings.
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19. Mank (2020)
Step into the world of 1930s Hollywood through the smoky lens of alcoholic screenwriter Herman J. Mankiewicz, as he races against time to complete the screenplay for the iconic film Citizen Kane.
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20. Boon (2022)
In the gripping thriller “Boon, ” widowed Catherine battles relentlessly to safeguard herself and her son from a dangerous local gang. When her path intertwines with enigmatic Nick Boon, they must rely on each other to defend their values. This action-packed crime drama, starring Neal McDonough, Tommy Flanagan, and Jason Scott Lee, takes the audience on a heart-stopping journey through the underground world of crime and corruption.
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21. The Warrant: Breaker’s Law (2023)
In the heart of the Arizona Territory, 1872, “The Warrant: Breaker’s Law” follows Marshall John Breaker and Deputy Bugle Bearclaw as they embark on a dangerous mission to transport a dangerous criminal across the country. But their trip takes an unexpected turn when they’re asked to protect a small town from the ruthless Black Rock gang. As they stand their ground, the duo must use their wits and courage to defend the town and bring justice to those who threaten the peace.
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